Tag Archives: humor

Meanwhile… In the bowels of Angela’s Subconscious…

Continued from Bergen vs. the Author… Darkness… all around… I can’t get out. I can’t… get out. I can’t… Hey, a Guinness! April… The 20th … 36 minutes past two in the afternoon. How long has it been? Days… weeks… months? Yes. Five. Five months… That’s how long it’s been. That’s how long I’ve waited, […]

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Hope

My favorite thing about being a writer are the millions of “books” my children have written for me. This was one my son wrote today called “Hope.”     I turned the page and read in an Iron-Man-is-better-than-Batman voice:   “Mom’s been gone for a long time,” my little sister Elizabeth said. “She sure has,” […]

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HMS Slush Brain

H.M.S. Slush Brain: A gaggle of inebriated yard-armies doin’ their best to console, prod, comfort and encourage each other to do their baddest damn bestest at everything–especially their written’. Arrrghhh. – Matthew William Harrill. I do so love the Slush Brain! I invented the noun to describe the state of mind a writer achieves after […]

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Rune’s Interview

Angela: Ready, Rune? Rune: And waiting. Angela: Go ahead and introduce yourself. Tell the audience about yourself. Rune looks at Kallan and waits as she simply sits and sneers. Rune: What? No comment? Kallan: I doubt you’ll be honest. Rune: I am Rune…ever patient…ever calm. Kallan: Murderer. Rune: Ljosalfar and King of Gunir in Alfheim. […]

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