Introduction

All my new release movie reviews are formatted in three parts:

The spoiler free “Tell me NOTHING” review
The “I don’t mind spoilers” review
The “I’ve seen the movie and want to compare Thoughts” review

Have you seen this article yet?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_in_film

Yep! It’s every movie due to release in 2016! These are the movies I will be writing reviews on.

2016 Movie Reviews

Kung Fu Panda 3 Due to release 29 January 2016

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies Due to release 5 February 2016

Eddie the Eagle Due to release 26 February 2016

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 25 March 2016! Oh yeah. This is one I’m counting down to! (I’m a Marvel girl though… and Iron Man is better than Batman)

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 Due to release March 2016 – I do NOT WATCH CHICK FLICKS… This one was funny though

The Jungle Book (Live Action) – Due to release April 2016

Captain America: Civil War Due to release 6 May 2016 (OH YEAH! NOW THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!)

Alice Through the Looking Glass 27 May 2016 (Why isn’t Tim Burton directing this?)

X-Men: Apocalypse Due to Release 27 May 2016 (HOOT HOOT!!)

USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage Due to release 30 May 2016 (I adore Submarine/war films)

Finding Dory June 2016

Independence Day: Resurgence June 2016 (Where is Will Smith!?)

The BFG (Squeals) Due July 2016 Welcome Roald Dahl presented by Stephen Spielberg

The Legend of Tarzan

The Secret Life of Pets

Ghostbusters

Ice Age: Collision Course

Star Trek Beyond Due to release 22 July 2016 YES! THIS IS THE FILM OF THE YEAR!

Gambit Due to release 7 October 2016

Bastards

Doctor Strange Due to release 4 November 2016

Trolls

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them Due to release 18 November 2016 Rowling is Back!

The Great Wall

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 16 December 2016

Assassin’s Creed 21 December 2016 I’M DYING HERE! A WHOLE YEAR!?

Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children 25 December 2016 And this is why Tim Burton is not working on Alice

You may be wondering why I’m not excited to see Star Wars. It’s simple. I’m gun shy. Since “Titanic” merged with Star Wars Episode I, II, and III (III was starting to redeem itself… kind of… if you ignore the inconsistencies in plot), I haven’t been able to stomach Star Wars aside from episodes IV, V, and VI. And no. I am not excited about the Star Wars releasing this week. My husband will probably watch it. And I will probably sit down to view it. But I have very low hopes.